Posts Tagged ‘Dr Pepper’

Today I realized how bad I’ve been at blogging and tweeting over the past couple of weeks. I mean seriously, in my top 10 of things that I love and things that help keep me sane, is blogging & tweeting. Of course, number 1 is Belvedere Vodka, in any form…(with ice, with soda, with Dr Pepper, with jello shots…you know, any form). SOOOOOOO…why have I been such a slacker lately? Hell I don’t know. I guess it’s just because I’M A SLACKER!!!!!

So today I’m blessing you all with random thoughts in the head of the Most Functional Dysfunctional person you’ll ever meet. Enjoy…and soon you will all be wishing that I’d go back to slacking!!

* I wonder if the quantity of Dr Pepper I drink during the day, has any correlation to the very small number of hours I sleep at night?

* When I gave the hamster water last night…did I shut her cage?

* I wonder if the dogs would really eat the hamster?

* Was the youngest groogy enough last night that I could convince her that she left the hamster’s cage open, in the case that I did forget to shut her cage?

* How many Dr Peppers did I really have yesterday?

* I really hope that Conflicted Mean Girl can come over early on Saturday…I really need some girl time!

* I wonder if that salad dressing I just ate was bad?

* I need a Dr Pepper.

* Really…would my dogs eat a hamster?

* Better stock up on Belvedere and Crown, just in case Conflicted Mean Girl makes it!

* Oh my stomach hurts…it has to be the salad dressing.

* How many Dr Peppers have I had today?

* Shit…I hope I closed the hamster cage!

Haha! See, this is the crap that goes through my head every day. Honestly…it’s no wonder I’ve been slacking lately people…Can’t you see how frickin busy I’ve been?

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Leave it to my youngest to help me see just one more reason why I’m still single! I mean, she’s always been the more responsible one. And she’s definitely the creative one. But when did it become right for her to show me up in my own house…I mean I pay the bills around here (well, except not lately, but whatever, this isn’t about me)!

This morning my youngest who is turning 13 on Valentine’s Day (yep, best Valentine’s Day present ever…all men should just give up and not even try to match that one) and her best friend decided that they wanted to make breakfast. They got some grand idea’s, looked them up on the internet. Made me a grocery list. Which I so nicely went early this morning and picked up for them. And then they show me up. How you might ask?

Well, this is my idea of breakfast (and for that matter, it makes a good lunch or quick dinner also):

Breakfast of Champions!

And this is what they made;

Piggy Pancakes!

Yep, Piggy Pancakes. And they made them for everyone in the house. I just served myself Dr Pepper and Oreos. Whatever!

And guess what? They were really yummy! Those BRATS! Haha! Thank you Sami and Katie for the wonderful Saturday morning breakfast. What are you guys doing tomorrow morning?

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